Who should run for president in the '08 elections?

Submitted by adrianne on December 18, 2007 - 1:00pm. ::
Al
0% (0 votes)
Rebecca
79% (19 votes)
Glynn
0% (0 votes)
Chad
13% (3 votes)
Rich
8% (2 votes)
Total votes: 24
Submitted by rebecca on December 20, 2007 - 1:13pm.

...of PRX? YES, I will totally do that, then. I will run for president of PRX and I will not raise taxes and I will institute Nude Fridays and live monkey Wednesdays. And public radio shows for EVERYONE!

Submitted by RFrohlich on December 21, 2007 - 9:22am.

Nude Fridays, sounds awesome at first... but let's be honest - some Fridays should NEVER be seen sans clothing.

Submitted by chadbullock on December 21, 2007 - 10:43am.

maybe we could combine nude friday with live monkey wednesday?

Submitted by RFrohlich on December 20, 2007 - 10:01am.

Am I really on the ballot?

And am I lucky enough to have NO votes. I can't tell you how pleased I am to see that.

Submitted by chadbullock on December 18, 2007 - 3:44pm.

right now its an unanimous decision,
so I must make haste in preparing my
Inaugural speach........
ladies and gentlemen, and zombies...
umm excuse me, living challenged, it is my honor to serve you in this time of turmoil....I would like to announce my VP, none other than Rich, who is also appointed to secratary of defence, for his vast experiance in zombie warfare.
the alcohol tax has been lifted effective immediatley! health care is free to all citizens, crimes punishable by death will be carried out with-in a 2 week period after conviction,molesters get the chair, within the hour. wars will be settled via the internet, God will be allowed back in the country again...and if any one opposes we will simply add a clause under the "protection of immigrants and foreign relations" clause - section 3 paragraph 4, A-F, that allows equal and fair treatment of any one who wishes to be in this country. No zombies can hold political office, no one can veto me,
anyone who dont like our country can get a free ticket to any other country of thier choice- we will accept no more foreign companies to come over here and shut down american jobs, no more shipping jobs over seas, we will accept no more tainted food,paint,or other supplies from China.....the work day will be changed from 8 hours a day down to 6, with weekends off mandatory! my birthday will be a national holiday- hell make everyone on this poll, a national holiday on thier birthday! PAID!
schools will have armed security, college is free, minimum wage jumps to $8 per hour, pop music is outlawed, and reality shows are banned! MTV is banned!
and thats about it - open the bubbly!

Submitted by chadbullock on December 18, 2007 - 3:57pm.

other offices are held by:

Rebecca- senior white hous advisor,
because she will be skeptical on everything, so we will have no choice but to make a logical and resonable decision on everything

Glynn-ambassador to the united nations-
because he can entertain them with various stories while the U.S goes out and does the real work.

Al-secretary of education,
we will let him roll with this...I'm sure he can improve it