The Q

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TX

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential....

very well, where do i begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

(--Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

What's your favorite public radio show?

I listen to Morning Edition every morning---because I'm in the car.

I really love Fresh Aire and Car Talk though--but I have to catch those online because I'm usually at home or work when they air.

What's your secret talent?

Flying trapeze

What song is stuck in your head right now, you know, a music wedgie?

Rehab - Amy Winehouse

What sound is most characteristic of where you live?

The clippity-clop of cowboys' horses as they ride off to the range each morning. (snicker)

Which station do you listen to most?

KUT Austin 90.5

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